A Proposition

I overheard a conversation between a mother and her daughter just recently. Here’s the gist of it:
Mother: ” Hay naku Anna, ang tanga-tanga mo naman!”
Anna: ” Bakit nay?”
Mother: ” Bakit ka pumayag sa marriage proposal ni Anthony sa’yo? “
Anna: ” Bakit nay? Hindi ba kayo natuwa at magpapakasal na’ko?”
Mother: ” Bakit mo tinanggap yang gold [...]

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Conversation at the Palace

When Herr Enchanted heard the arrest of Atty. Homobono Adaza, she immediately convened the National Security Council (NSC). This is a transcript of their conversation.
Herr Enchanted: ” O, nahuli daw si Bono?”
Security Adviser Bert Gon to Herr Enchanted: ” San? Di na ba siya nagcoconcert?”
Herr Enchanted: ” Hindi yun. Si Bono, Abono Adaza!”
Peace adviser Espy [...]

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A conversation with GMA & Coast Guard

In a press conference attended by GMA, one kibitzer recently overheard the puny one lambast Coast Guard officials.
Enchanted Gloria: ” Why did you allow the Princess of the Stars to travel? Why?Why?Why?
Coast Guard to Enchanted Gloria: We thought you were on board Ma’am.”
 

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