Era of Plots and Counter-plots

As I am writing this, I received information that Gloria’s men are meeting in a secluded place in Malacanang and plotting for their next move. With the impeachment complaint squashed, the palace political operator is reportedly plotting to oust ex-Speaker Jose de Venecia Jr. The ouster of JDV will be made in a political caucus [...]

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Mike Defensor’s Caper

Gloria’s bright-haired boy Mike Defensor is on a roll today. Yesterday, he bagged a US$ 150 MILLION contract to exploit the natural resources of Zambales. “Nothing irregular,” says the former student activist-turned-influence peddler-turned turncoat. ” I’m not in government anyway.”
He might be right, says Senator Francis “Cheez” Escudero, Mike’s long-time friend and compatriot in the [...]

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Conversation at the Palace

When Herr Enchanted heard the arrest of Atty. Homobono Adaza, she immediately convened the National Security Council (NSC). This is a transcript of their conversation.
Herr Enchanted: ” O, nahuli daw si Bono?”
Security Adviser Bert Gon to Herr Enchanted: ” San? Di na ba siya nagcoconcert?”
Herr Enchanted: ” Hindi yun. Si Bono, Abono Adaza!”
Peace adviser Espy [...]

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A conversation with GMA & Coast Guard

In a press conference attended by GMA, one kibitzer recently overheard the puny one lambast Coast Guard officials.
Enchanted Gloria: ” Why did you allow the Princess of the Stars to travel? Why?Why?Why?
Coast Guard to Enchanted Gloria: We thought you were on board Ma’am.”
 

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